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Look, I don't want to
take up a ton of your time...

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but I'm gonna kill myself.

3
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I just thought that
someone should know.

4
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I don't really know
how this works.

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I'm probably gonna jump off an
overpass in front of a semi, so...

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or a U-Haul,
maybe just on a bus.

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I'm not gonna be a dick
and make people watch.

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But it has to be big.

9
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It's gotta be so big
that it just... done.

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Kills me.

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Lights out.

12
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Cause if it just maims me, and I'm like,
well then, how's that good for anyone?

13
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Then I gotta find a
nurse to smother me.

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How am I gonna get
across smothering if I'm...

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We don't need to get
caught up in the minutia.

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I just thought that an adult.

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So you should know.

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Wow.

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This is, uh...

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a lot to take in, Nadine.

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I...

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I wish I knew what to say.

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Well, I was actually just drafting
my own suicide note just now.

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Dear everybody, as some of
you know, I have 32 fleeting

25
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minutes of happiness per
school day during lunch.

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Which has been eaten up
again and again by the same...

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especially badly
dressed student.

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And I finally thought,
you know what?

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I would rather have the
dark, empty nothingness.

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I really would.

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It sounds...

32
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relaxing.

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Have a nice life
without me, fuckers.

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You are so gonna get
fired when I actually do it.

35
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Well, not for sure,
but I can dream.

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Let me start from the beginning.

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Around second grade,
I had a realization.

38
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There are two types
of people in this world.

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The people who radiate
confidence and naturally excel at life.

40
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Yes!

41
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Yes!

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And the people who hope all
those people die in a big explosion.

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All right.

44
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Knock them dead, kiddo.

45
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My brother Darien was a winner from
day one and had about a million fans.

46
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Bye!

47
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His biggest one, my mother.

48
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Bye, sweetheart.

49
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Okay, boss lady.

50
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See you tonight.

51
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Nadine, we're not
doing this again.

52
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You promised.

53
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Now get out of the car.

54
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That's it.

55
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You could say my mother and
I weren't exactly peas in a pod.

56
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No.

57
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And the only one who could
handle either of us was Dad.

58
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Dad had a nearly
impossible task.

59
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Having to manage us both.

60
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I know kids can be mean.

61
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But if you get a chance...

62
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I wish you were small.

63
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Then I'd at least have one
person to have lunch with.

64
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Instead, the most attention I got
at school was from these three.

65
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Nobody likes you.

66
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You suck and you're
gonna get AIDS.

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My childhood had become a raging dumpster
fire and I couldn't take one more second

68
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of this intolerable, unlivable
nightmare about... Excuse me.

69
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And then, out of the clear
blue, an angel appeared.

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Can you move, please?

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She was dressed like a
small, elderly gentleman.

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And her breath
smelled of sweet tarts.

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You wanna hold him?

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But don't squash him.

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Hi, guy.

76
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If you want, you could
be his other mom with me.

77
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Really?

78
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I'm gonna be your other mom
and take such good care of you.

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I accidentally suffocated him
two hours later in my pencil box.

80
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But I had finally
made my first friend.

81
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We told each other things we
never thought we'd say out loud.

82
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Once my grandpa's
pajama flat accidentally

83
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came open and I saw a
swing and got real sad.

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My mom has to take medicine or she'll
get upset and buy too much at the mall.

85
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It's true.

86
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It turned out Krista's
life wasn't perfect either.

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I'm walking away.

88
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What am I, your mother?

89
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Am I supposed to babysit you?

90
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But we got each other through.

91
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We can play with this.

92
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We can play with Mr. Penguin.

93
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For the next few years,
everything was magic.

94
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And then, some extremely
fucked up shit happened.

95
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Oh, my God.

96
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I knew it.

97
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It's really just the hair.

98
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It's not that bad.

99
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You can just grow it out.

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Are you even up there?

101
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Hey, move.

102
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I gotta pee.

103
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Darien, meanwhile,
just got better looking.

104
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And that asshole knew it.

105
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That night, I picked up some
cheeseburgers with my dad.

106
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What do I have that's any good?

107
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Tell me that.

108
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What have I ever had?

109
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Hey, you have a lot.

110
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You have love.

111
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You have my love.

112
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Very soon, you're gonna
have cheeseburgers.

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Oh, look.

114
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Did I not tell you?

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Cheeseburgers?

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You want a fry?

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Oh, yeah.

118
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Oh, hey.

119
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That was Billy Joel.

120
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You didn't turn past Billy Joel.

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I might be as crazy as you say If
I'm crazy, then it's true That it's all

122
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because of you And
you wouldn't want me any

123
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other way You may be
right I may be crazy Dad?

124
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I'm not gonna depress
you with the details.

125
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So, let's just say the next
few years were complete shit.

126
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Oh, God.

127
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Well, except for one part.

128
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I had Krista.

129
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This was last Friday.

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Look at me.

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I was in a good mood.

132
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I love spoilers.

133
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No.

134
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Yes, I do.

135
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That means you
don't have to watch it.

136
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Then I can just know
and move on with my life.

137
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I'll give you a hint.

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I knew it.

139
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I knew it.

140
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They get varied.

141
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Yes.

142
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God, Juvie made him so hot.

143
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Oh, God.

144
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I forgot to tell you something.

145
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He works at Petland now.

146
00:09:04,340 --> 00:09:08,060
I should go in there and be like,
excuse me, where are the betta fish?

147
00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:09,980
And also, could you
put your penis inside me?

148
00:09:10,420 --> 00:09:11,000
Not you.

149
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God.

150
00:09:12,400 --> 00:09:14,020
What if you actually did that?

151
00:09:14,080 --> 00:09:16,200
What if you actually lost
your virginity in a Petland?

152
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I think it'd be kind of nice.

153
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All little tropical
fish watching.

154
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It'd be kind of spiritual.

155
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God.

156
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Could you please look at that
stupid shirt my brother's wearing?

157
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Oh, you can see his nipples.

158
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How does he not realize
that all that does is scream?

159
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I have a buddy called
Blood's Worse Than a Girl.

160
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How much does it
even work out now?

161
00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:42,560
It's OCD.

162
00:09:43,860 --> 00:09:44,840
You should have seen him.

163
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He had a conniption,
because my mom won't buy him

164
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creatine anymore since
it fucks up your kidneys.

165
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I was like, I know,
Darian, I know.

166
00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:52,280
What has mom expected?

167
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Win people over
with your personality?

168
00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:09,260
Hey, so, just a heads up, but yesterday
when you were giving your lecture,

169
00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:13,340
you were like, oh, blah, blah, blah,
then the North seceded from the Union?

170
00:10:13,860 --> 00:10:15,320
You meant to say
the South seceded?

171
00:10:15,825 --> 00:10:17,465
You accidentally said
the exact opposite.

172
00:10:18,240 --> 00:10:19,279
I didn't want to raise
my hand and be like, oh,

173
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:21,401
excuse me, these kids
are pretty confusable.

174
00:10:21,470 --> 00:10:23,070
I just thought maybe
you'd want to know.

175
00:10:24,200 --> 00:10:25,200
Oh, hey.

176
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:26,400
Yeah?

177
00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,240
Great catch.

178
00:10:31,070 --> 00:10:34,540
Now, I know that it was a long
lecture, and you probably don't recall,

179
00:10:35,060 --> 00:10:40,211
but was there any point during
it when you thought to yourself,

180
00:10:40,212 --> 00:10:44,160
gosh, I wonder what it's
like to actually have a life?

181
00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:49,130
Nope.

182
00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,766
No, I was too concentrated on how you
were wrapping the whole thing up, so...

183
00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:55,830
Well, I understand that, but just
know that I haven't given up hope.

184
00:10:56,250 --> 00:10:57,250
Not yet.

185
00:10:57,290 --> 00:10:58,290
Okay.

186
00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:00,850
Hey.

187
00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:08,500
I like your sweatshirt today.

188
00:11:08,660 --> 00:11:09,660
It's nice.

189
00:11:09,940 --> 00:11:10,940
Thank you.

190
00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:15,740
Where'd you get it?

191
00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:17,780
The sweater.

192
00:11:18,020 --> 00:11:19,020
Sweatshirt.

193
00:11:20,700 --> 00:11:22,840
I... I don't know.

194
00:11:22,920 --> 00:11:23,660
I don't remember.

195
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:24,700
I don't remember.

196
00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:27,440
Julio.

197
00:11:28,840 --> 00:11:29,240
Yep.

198
00:11:29,420 --> 00:11:30,420
Yeah.

199
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:33,281
I don't know where that came
from, but... What's his name?

200
00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,580
Erwin Kim.

201
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:35,680
I don't know him.

202
00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,120
Well, you friggin' love him.

203
00:11:37,180 --> 00:11:38,180
He's adorable.

204
00:11:39,130 --> 00:11:40,326
So you gonna hook up with him?

205
00:11:40,350 --> 00:11:41,280
No, not like that.

206
00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:42,340
Like, pathetic adorable.

207
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,360
Like, I want to carry him
around in a baby bjorn.

208
00:11:49,980 --> 00:11:51,040
I caught you.

209
00:11:51,100 --> 00:11:52,100
I'm so glad.

210
00:11:52,370 --> 00:11:54,260
Oh, do you like this dress?

211
00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:56,080
Does it look bad?

212
00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,000
I think it looks kind
of bad, you know?

213
00:11:58,040 --> 00:11:59,960
It's kind of poofy
and... I don't know.

214
00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:01,570
Do my arms look bad?

215
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,200
No?

216
00:12:04,970 --> 00:12:06,216
Yeah, you don't
sound very believable.

217
00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:07,720
And you're making
me nervous, Nadine.

218
00:12:07,800 --> 00:12:09,120
Your upper arms
are breathtaking.

219
00:12:09,660 --> 00:12:10,660
Where are you going?

220
00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,080
Well, it's last minute,
but Brent called me.

221
00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,420
The dentist one.

222
00:12:15,560 --> 00:12:18,200
And he asked if I wanted to go
to Manzanita for the weekend.

223
00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:19,600
And I thought, you know what?

224
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,620
I deserve to be a little
selfish once in a while.

225
00:12:22,860 --> 00:12:23,220
So...

226
00:12:23,420 --> 00:12:25,240
Is that one of the,
um, Match.com guys?

227
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:26,460
Yeah.

228
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,620
You should go for
as long as you want.

229
00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:30,680
Very funny.

230
00:12:30,780 --> 00:12:31,900
I'm gonna be back on Sunday.

231
00:12:32,080 --> 00:12:33,080
Okay?

232
00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,860
Just in time to surprise you.

233
00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,800
Oh, I tried to call Darien, but
he must be in his AP study group.

234
00:12:38,060 --> 00:12:39,060
I'll tell him.

235
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:40,720
Be good.

236
00:12:47,120 --> 00:12:47,560
What?

237
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:48,280
Dibs.

238
00:12:48,420 --> 00:12:49,620
Dibs, dibs, dibs,
dibs, dibs, dibs.

239
00:12:49,621 --> 00:12:50,460
What are you even saying?

240
00:12:50,461 --> 00:12:52,352
Oh, Mom's fucking a
dentist in Manzanita for

241
00:12:52,452 --> 00:12:54,180
two days, so I call dibs
on the house, okay?

242
00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,340
Bye!

243
00:12:55,720 --> 00:12:57,680
You are so sick for
saying it like that.

244
00:12:57,935 --> 00:13:00,020
Mom's boobs are jangling
around a dentist's face.

245
00:13:00,140 --> 00:13:00,940
See it, Darian.

246
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:03,420
See Mom's titties all
up in that dentist's face.

247
00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:05,440
Let's go!

248
00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:11,020
I

249
00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:32,690
didn't know you
got your mustache.

250
00:13:32,691 --> 00:13:33,691
Look at my nose.

251
00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:37,720
No way.

252
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:42,600
Where are you going?

253
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Darian!

254
00:13:52,500 --> 00:13:55,480
You need to get all these
people out of the pool.

255
00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:57,740
Excuse me, all of
you need to leave.

256
00:13:57,960 --> 00:13:58,960
Bye-bye!

257
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:01,260
Hey, no one's listening to you.

258
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:03,440
You said you weren't
gonna drink until after soccer.

259
00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:04,520
You failed.

260
00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:05,080
Failure.

261
00:14:05,081 --> 00:14:06,220
Dude, I'm not drinking.

262
00:14:06,400 --> 00:14:07,600
It's orange juice, genius.

263
00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:08,380
How drunk is she?

264
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:09,780
I've had one drink.

265
00:14:09,900 --> 00:14:12,580
Okay, now you get your
friends out of the pool.

266
00:14:13,640 --> 00:14:14,640
No.

267
00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:16,260
Okay, then I'm
gonna call the cops.

268
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:18,200
Okay, yep, you're cut off now.

269
00:14:18,280 --> 00:14:19,000
We're going upstairs.

270
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,440
Excuse me, I'm calling the cops.

271
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:21,520
Hey, you're retarded.

272
00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:25,740
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep,
beep, beep, beep, I'm still dialing.

273
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:26,820
Hello, operator?

274
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:29,440
Yeah, um, can you
please help me?

275
00:14:29,460 --> 00:14:32,680
My brother's hurting
me, my no-no.

276
00:14:42,240 --> 00:14:43,960
Why am I so grotesque?

277
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:46,760
How do you even like me?

278
00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:48,640
What's wrong with you?

279
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:49,920
Stop.

280
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,280
I don't even like me.

281
00:14:54,090 --> 00:14:55,770
I heard my voice in a
voicemail yesterday.

282
00:14:56,260 --> 00:14:58,920
I was like, how could
anyone stand listening to you?

283
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,660
Oh, you're just drunk
right now, okay?

284
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:01,340
I hate my face.

285
00:15:01,510 --> 00:15:04,720
I hate the way it looks when
I talk or when I chew gum.

286
00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,820
Don't ever let me
chew gum, okay?

287
00:15:07,230 --> 00:15:09,120
Don't let me chew gum.

288
00:15:13,020 --> 00:15:14,090
I had the worst thought.

289
00:15:19,330 --> 00:15:21,130
I gotta spend the rest
of my life with myself.

290
00:15:28,150 --> 00:15:29,110
Let's go to your room.

291
00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,310
Don't you want to wake up in
your bed tomorrow morning?

292
00:15:32,110 --> 00:15:33,150
Don't you want to do that?

293
00:15:33,530 --> 00:15:34,310
You don't want to sleep here.

294
00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,410
Come on, Nadine.

295
00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:54,320
Hey, is there any
more aspirin anywhere?

296
00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:55,180
Maybe.

297
00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,900
Try that thing over there.

298
00:16:15,810 --> 00:16:16,910
Hey, no, you don't have to.

299
00:16:17,205 --> 00:16:18,205
No, it's cool.

300
00:16:18,290 --> 00:16:19,610
It'll just go faster, so...

301
00:16:21,490 --> 00:16:21,910
Alright.

302
00:16:22,470 --> 00:16:23,470
So what happened?

303
00:16:25,790 --> 00:16:28,450
Somebody let Baxter
in and he pissed.

304
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,370
Hey, can you do me
another quick favor?

305
00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:35,920
Can you grab me
those paper towels?

306
00:16:38,290 --> 00:16:39,970
Cool, and just clean
up all this dog urine?

307
00:16:40,330 --> 00:16:41,330
You're right.

308
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:24,760
Oh, my God.

309
00:17:24,930 --> 00:17:25,680
Oh, my God.

310
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:26,740
What the fuck?

311
00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:28,680
Just get out.

312
00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:29,600
Get out of my room, man.

313
00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:30,680
Just stop looking, man.

314
00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,740
Just get out.

315
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:44,740
I don't know.

316
00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:45,520
I don't know.

317
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:48,380
I swear I don't even
know what happened.

318
00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,860
I don't even know
how it happened.

319
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:53,060
It was... I don't know.

320
00:17:53,410 --> 00:17:54,420
I'm so sorry.

321
00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,640
I'm so sorry.

322
00:18:00,190 --> 00:18:01,190
Are you okay?

323
00:18:07,950 --> 00:18:09,230
Just... just thinking.

324
00:18:13,590 --> 00:18:14,600
Okay, I'll see you later.

325
00:18:14,780 --> 00:18:16,860
Nadine, you can't just leave
without saying anything.

326
00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:17,920
Nadine!

327
00:18:18,850 --> 00:18:20,216
Look, you're my best
friend and I love you.

328
00:18:20,240 --> 00:18:21,240
It wasn't your fault.

329
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:27,840
You disgust me.

330
00:18:27,841 --> 00:18:28,841
That's nice.

331
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,932
Go grow yourself a
wispy mustache, you

332
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:34,261
pervert, and stay away
from my friends, okay?

333
00:18:34,840 --> 00:18:36,400
Did you just say friends plural?

334
00:18:41,870 --> 00:18:42,926
Your head is too
big for your body.

335
00:18:42,950 --> 00:18:45,470
It makes you look ridiculous
and you'll never be able to fix it.

336
00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:09,990
Mr. Murr.

337
00:19:11,810 --> 00:19:14,790
I didn't have a chance to do
homework last night because...

338
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:19,330
Well, I don't... I don't know if you
know this, but my dad passed away.

339
00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,950
It's just been really
hard to do anything.

340
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:27,620
Date of passing?

341
00:19:28,990 --> 00:19:29,990
Sorry?

342
00:19:30,020 --> 00:19:31,990
When, uh... when did he die?

343
00:19:32,750 --> 00:19:33,750
Um, 2011.

344
00:19:34,550 --> 00:19:35,550
Ooh.

345
00:19:36,710 --> 00:19:41,250
Yeah, I have a one-year expiration
date on freebies for the dead and dying.

346
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:43,070
Are you serious?

347
00:19:43,071 --> 00:19:44,550
There'll be other opportunities.

348
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:47,350
Your grandparents
can't stick around forever.

349
00:19:49,180 --> 00:19:50,180
Have a seat.

350
00:19:50,900 --> 00:19:52,110
Okay, class.

351
00:19:52,270 --> 00:19:54,010
The young Mr. Lincoln.

352
00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880
Uh-huh.

353
00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,040
Enjoy.

354
00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:11,980
How was your weekend?

355
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:16,750
Hmm?

356
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,450
It was... below average.

357
00:20:22,810 --> 00:20:23,810
Yeah.

358
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:30,160
How was your weekend?

359
00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:33,090
Oh, I, uh... I golfed.

360
00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:34,410
Hmm.

361
00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:35,670
Like, mini.

362
00:20:35,730 --> 00:20:36,770
Like, mini, mini golf.

363
00:20:36,910 --> 00:20:37,910
Like...

364
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:39,030
I don't know why I did that.

365
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:39,550
I'll pick that up.

366
00:20:39,710 --> 00:20:40,710
Um, but, yeah.

367
00:20:41,630 --> 00:20:42,630
Tim's Fun Park?

368
00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:43,030
Yeah.

369
00:20:43,690 --> 00:20:44,690
I love that place.

370
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:47,190
We should go sometime.

371
00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:48,490
Yeah, we should.

372
00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,670
But with, like, a
group of people.

373
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:52,930
Like, with, like,
several... people.

374
00:20:53,930 --> 00:20:54,930
That's very nice.

375
00:20:56,130 --> 00:20:56,730
Just us?

376
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,190
Like, just, just, just us.

377
00:20:58,230 --> 00:20:59,230
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

378
00:20:59,910 --> 00:21:01,110
Oh, yeah, our group.

379
00:21:01,350 --> 00:21:01,630
Yeah.

380
00:21:01,670 --> 00:21:02,670
Our group.

381
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,230
I think that'd be, I
think that'd be good.

382
00:21:04,231 --> 00:21:05,511
It'd be so much more fun, right?

383
00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:05,770
Yeah.

384
00:21:05,771 --> 00:21:05,990
You know?

385
00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,170
Yeah.

386
00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:14,786
Hey, I'm, I'm gonna catch
up with you guys, eh?

387
00:21:14,810 --> 00:21:15,150
All right, man.

388
00:21:15,330 --> 00:21:16,330
See you later.

389
00:21:19,830 --> 00:21:20,150
Hey.

390
00:21:20,690 --> 00:21:21,690
Hi.

391
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:24,810
Look, I, I just, I
wanna say that, um...

392
00:21:25,930 --> 00:21:27,006
Hey, I'm your sister's friend.

393
00:21:27,030 --> 00:21:28,730
And what happened the
other night, you know?

394
00:21:28,731 --> 00:21:29,450
It's... Yes.

395
00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:30,150
Thank you.

396
00:21:30,170 --> 00:21:30,750
Thank you.

397
00:21:30,751 --> 00:21:30,910
Yeah.

398
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,690
It was just... I'm sorry.

399
00:21:32,970 --> 00:21:33,690
I'm sorry.

400
00:21:33,990 --> 00:21:34,870
It was, it was all me.

401
00:21:34,990 --> 00:21:36,090
It was...

402
00:21:36,690 --> 00:21:37,690
It was...

403
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:39,310
Anyways.

404
00:21:41,370 --> 00:21:42,370
Yeah.

405
00:21:42,730 --> 00:21:43,730
Cool.

406
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,210
I, I'll see you... The
house or... Around.

407
00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:47,450
Cool.

408
00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:49,430
Hey.

409
00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:52,900
I had a really
good time with you.

410
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,250
Me too.

411
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:03,620
I'm sorry.

412
00:22:03,880 --> 00:22:04,680
I'm sorry.

413
00:22:04,880 --> 00:22:05,880
I'm sorry.

414
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:07,280
I'm sorry.

415
00:22:26,580 --> 00:22:27,580
Continue?

416
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:29,200
Okay, that was, that was weird.

417
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:30,320
That was a...

418
00:22:30,530 --> 00:22:31,690
That was a weird thing to do.

419
00:22:40,780 --> 00:22:42,140
What do you want
me to do, Nadine?

420
00:22:43,745 --> 00:22:45,785
I want you to think about
how shitty this is for me.

421
00:22:48,050 --> 00:22:49,050
I know.

422
00:22:49,940 --> 00:22:50,980
What if I did this to you?

423
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:59,180
What if... what if
I liked your dad?

424
00:23:00,520 --> 00:23:01,940
What if I gave your
dad a handjob?

425
00:23:03,180 --> 00:23:05,980
Oh, Lewis, wow, you look so
hot with that belt phone of yours.

426
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:06,800
Wow.

427
00:23:07,340 --> 00:23:08,580
Oh, Christa, you're home early.

428
00:23:10,600 --> 00:23:10,960
Why?

429
00:23:10,961 --> 00:23:11,320
Why?

430
00:23:11,800 --> 00:23:12,160
Why?

431
00:23:12,390 --> 00:23:14,200
Why do you even like him?

432
00:23:14,260 --> 00:23:15,260
I don't know.

433
00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,600
Yes, you do.

434
00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:17,320
Yes, you do.

435
00:23:17,380 --> 00:23:19,510
Is it a girl thing that,
like, you hooked up

436
00:23:19,511 --> 00:23:21,020
with him so now you're
emotionally attached?

437
00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:21,480
No.

438
00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,725
Are you... are you
unconsciously mad at me, maybe?

439
00:23:24,060 --> 00:23:25,660
And this is, like,
some kind of revenge?

440
00:23:25,690 --> 00:23:27,210
Are you unconsciously
mad at yourself?

441
00:23:27,370 --> 00:23:28,846
And this is some kind
of self-punishment?

442
00:23:28,870 --> 00:23:30,320
Because if that's what
it is, then we can really...

443
00:23:30,321 --> 00:23:31,900
Will you... will
you stop talking?

444
00:23:31,980 --> 00:23:33,300
Because you're
driving me insane.

445
00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:37,440
Please.

446
00:23:55,610 --> 00:23:57,090
He invited me to
a party on Friday.

447
00:23:58,810 --> 00:24:00,050
And I want you to come with us.

448
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:09,290
Like, you're gonna go with
him and I'm gonna tag along?

449
00:24:14,940 --> 00:24:16,340
I'm gonna have
to see if I'm right.

450
00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:17,020
Yeah.

451
00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:18,720
Okay.

452
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:48,040
Hey.

453
00:24:48,041 --> 00:24:50,116
Hey, look, maybe you guys
can fuck on the lawn later.

454
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,580
Please rise above
yourself, Nadine.

455
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:53,340
Please suck
several dicks, Darian.

456
00:25:12,710 --> 00:25:13,710
Hello.

457
00:25:15,330 --> 00:25:15,830
Oh, hey.

458
00:25:16,230 --> 00:25:17,470
I want you to meet some people.

459
00:25:21,270 --> 00:25:21,610
What's up?

460
00:25:21,670 --> 00:25:22,330
This is Christa.

461
00:25:22,350 --> 00:25:22,670
Hi.

462
00:25:22,830 --> 00:25:23,150
Hi.

463
00:25:23,390 --> 00:25:24,110
I'm Shannon.

464
00:25:24,290 --> 00:25:25,786
You were in my chem
class last year, right?

465
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:26,190
Yes.

466
00:25:26,210 --> 00:25:26,530
Yes.

467
00:25:26,670 --> 00:25:28,530
Um, nice to officially meet you.

468
00:25:28,650 --> 00:25:29,250
Oh, my God.

469
00:25:29,270 --> 00:25:29,930
I love your outfit.

470
00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:30,570
It's so cute.

471
00:25:30,810 --> 00:25:30,970
Oh!

472
00:25:31,410 --> 00:25:32,650
Thank you very much.

473
00:25:32,710 --> 00:25:33,630
Yeah, I love the
lace on the neck.

474
00:25:33,631 --> 00:25:34,631
Thank you.

475
00:25:34,750 --> 00:25:36,770
Hey, do you want to
play, uh, beer pong?

476
00:25:37,090 --> 00:25:37,470
Yes.

477
00:25:37,550 --> 00:25:39,850
I would love to play beer pong.

478
00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:43,190
I don't really know a lot of people
here, but... That's totally fine.

479
00:25:43,290 --> 00:25:44,730
Like, you'll meet people.

480
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,230
It'll be a great icebreaker.

481
00:25:46,590 --> 00:25:47,230
Sounds good.

482
00:25:47,510 --> 00:25:47,830
Hi.

483
00:25:47,990 --> 00:25:49,550
I think I'm gonna go
play beer pong with them.

484
00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:49,830
Okay.

485
00:25:49,870 --> 00:25:50,870
Come on.

486
00:25:51,690 --> 00:25:52,070
Yeah!

487
00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:53,250
New player!

488
00:25:58,170 --> 00:25:59,170
Over here!

489
00:26:00,670 --> 00:26:02,660
God, just don't be so weird.

490
00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,500
God why are you so awkward?

491
00:26:06,430 --> 00:26:07,880
God, just have a good time.

492
00:26:07,980 --> 00:26:08,620
Just relax.

493
00:26:08,740 --> 00:26:09,180
Just relax.

494
00:26:09,260 --> 00:26:09,940
Have a good time.

495
00:26:10,260 --> 00:26:11,260
Go talk to people.

496
00:26:12,380 --> 00:26:12,820
Okay.

497
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:13,520
Alright, great.

498
00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:13,880
Yeah.

499
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:14,300
Perfect.

500
00:26:14,480 --> 00:26:15,480
I'll do that.

501
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:47,680
School visitor?

502
00:26:47,681 --> 00:26:48,681
Sit here.

503
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:50,400
Yeah.

504
00:26:57,610 --> 00:26:58,660
You, uh, having fun?

505
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,600
Feeling pretty good.

506
00:27:01,180 --> 00:27:02,180
I respect that.

507
00:27:03,260 --> 00:27:04,260
Hey.

508
00:27:05,210 --> 00:27:06,650
Aren't you Darian
Franklin's sister?

509
00:27:08,020 --> 00:27:09,020
Yep.

510
00:27:10,790 --> 00:27:11,790
Do you watch TBS ever?

511
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,160
Sometimes.

512
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:16,496
There's this old movie
that's always playing on there.

513
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,400
It's got Arnold Schwarzenegger and, uh,
the little bald guy from It's Always Sunny.

514
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:24,060
Yeah, they play twin brothers,
only Arnold's all tall and buff.

515
00:27:24,580 --> 00:27:26,856
Yeah, yeah, and the other
guy's, like, little and funny-looking.

516
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:27,200
Yes.

517
00:27:27,300 --> 00:27:28,620
God, um... Twins!

518
00:27:28,680 --> 00:27:29,040
Yes.

519
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:30,420
I love that movie.

520
00:27:30,421 --> 00:27:30,820
So good.

521
00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:31,640
Love that movie.

522
00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,740
You and your brother
kind of remind me of that.

523
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:41,180
Hi.

524
00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:42,460
I need you to come pick me up.

525
00:27:58,150 --> 00:27:59,150
How was it?

526
00:28:00,065 --> 00:28:01,150
Uh, it was...

527
00:28:02,770 --> 00:28:05,010
probably one of the
worst nights of my life.

528
00:28:05,030 --> 00:28:06,110
God, what a day that I had.

529
00:28:07,980 --> 00:28:08,980
Sorry, I look like hell.

530
00:28:12,410 --> 00:28:13,410
What happened?

531
00:28:16,690 --> 00:28:17,850
So, the dentist...

532
00:28:19,870 --> 00:28:27,870
I was home tonight having a relaxing glass
of wine and I got an email from his wife.

533
00:28:30,755 --> 00:28:34,038
I was about to call
Dr. Hill, hysterical, but then I

534
00:28:34,039 --> 00:28:36,891
thought, no, Mona, you're
gonna do this on your own.

535
00:28:37,650 --> 00:28:38,310
You've done everything.

536
00:28:38,330 --> 00:28:39,870
Everything on your
own since 2011.

537
00:28:40,090 --> 00:28:41,570
You're gonna do
this on your own, too.

538
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:45,150
God, I feel like such a loser.

539
00:28:46,370 --> 00:28:47,370
You're not a loser.

540
00:28:47,590 --> 00:28:48,470
I feel like one.

541
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:49,610
You're not a loser, Mom.

542
00:28:50,790 --> 00:28:51,790
You're attractive.

543
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,450
You're good at decorating.

544
00:28:55,100 --> 00:28:56,700
You're very diligent
with your eyebrows.

545
00:28:57,790 --> 00:28:58,770
Think about if it did work out.

546
00:28:58,810 --> 00:28:59,730
Hey, did you floss today?

547
00:28:59,810 --> 00:29:01,850
You know, gum disease
is a silent killer, Mona.

548
00:29:11,650 --> 00:29:13,200
You know what I'm
gonna do tonight?

549
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:14,360
What?

550
00:29:14,660 --> 00:29:19,163
I wanna go home, fix my hair,
put on a beautiful face of makeup,

551
00:29:19,164 --> 00:29:25,080
the best dress I own, then
take it all off and go to sleep.

552
00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:29,920
Fine.

553
00:29:57,250 --> 00:29:58,250
Hey, Nick.

554
00:29:58,570 --> 00:30:00,170
I sent you a friend
request a while ago.

555
00:30:00,330 --> 00:30:02,110
Maybe you just skipped over it.

556
00:30:02,670 --> 00:30:03,890
Or sometimes there's a glitch.

557
00:30:04,340 --> 00:30:05,620
Facebook doesn't send the email.

558
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,230
So I just thought that I'd...

559
00:30:10,310 --> 00:30:11,310
uh...

560
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:14,430
inform you.

561
00:30:22,310 --> 00:30:23,310
You're truly pathetic.

562
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:38,540
Hello?

563
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,000
Hey, uh, it's
Nadine from History.

564
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,000
Um, you... what are
you doing right now?

565
00:30:43,001 --> 00:30:44,960
Oh, uh, hi.

566
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:46,861
I'm, uh... Hi.

567
00:30:47,030 --> 00:30:48,030
I'm just a... hey.

568
00:30:48,260 --> 00:30:48,620
Hi.

569
00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:49,000
Hey.

570
00:30:49,140 --> 00:30:50,140
You alright?

571
00:30:50,180 --> 00:30:50,540
Yeah.

572
00:30:50,600 --> 00:30:51,060
Cause I'm good.

573
00:30:51,260 --> 00:30:51,860
I mean, you good?

574
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:52,300
You alright?

575
00:30:52,540 --> 00:30:52,740
Great.

576
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:53,020
Cool?

577
00:30:53,240 --> 00:30:53,720
You alright?

578
00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:54,100
Yeah.

579
00:30:54,140 --> 00:30:54,240
What's up?

580
00:30:54,460 --> 00:30:55,460
Sorry, I keep talking.

581
00:30:56,070 --> 00:30:57,840
It's just, I don't...
how are you?

582
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:58,320
Are you good?

583
00:30:58,380 --> 00:30:59,380
You alright?

584
00:30:59,610 --> 00:31:00,696
Um, hey, so, Tim's theme
park's open late tonight.

585
00:31:00,720 --> 00:31:01,780
Do you wanna meet there?

586
00:31:05,630 --> 00:31:07,070
So how come they
canceled the party?

587
00:31:08,055 --> 00:31:10,180
Oh, uh, by canceled,
I more meant I left.

588
00:31:11,760 --> 00:31:12,760
Ah, gotcha.

589
00:31:13,385 --> 00:31:14,625
Thanks for driving, by the way.

590
00:31:14,780 --> 00:31:17,700
I don't have a license cause I'm like,
why not just have people drive you?

591
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:21,100
People make such a big deal about
being able to do things for themselves.

592
00:31:22,840 --> 00:31:23,680
That was a joke.

593
00:31:23,700 --> 00:31:24,240
I failed the test.

594
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:25,340
Oh, oh!

595
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:26,580
Hello.

596
00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:30,020
You can get that.

597
00:31:30,500 --> 00:31:31,120
Uh, no.

598
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:32,240
It's cool.

599
00:31:33,670 --> 00:31:35,430
Um, hey look, there's
no line at the parasol.

600
00:31:47,770 --> 00:31:49,770
So tell me something I
don't know about you, Erwin.

601
00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:52,190
I, uh... What are your
hopes and dreams?

602
00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:53,730
Take me on a
tour of your psyche.

603
00:31:53,970 --> 00:31:54,550
Geez, I don't know.

604
00:31:54,650 --> 00:31:58,030
I guess I'm just your
average guy, I guess.

605
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:03,010
Right, but if you had to expand for
the two minutes that were on the right?

606
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,350
Right, um... What
are your parents like?

607
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:07,250
Oh, uh, well, my
dad... Wait, wait, wait.

608
00:32:07,370 --> 00:32:07,990
Let's see if I can guess.

609
00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:08,770
I wanna see if I'm psychic.

610
00:32:08,950 --> 00:32:09,050
Sure, okay.

611
00:32:09,051 --> 00:32:09,470
Okay, here it is.

612
00:32:09,890 --> 00:32:12,650
Your mom gets on you about your
grades and practicing your instrument.

613
00:32:12,690 --> 00:32:13,914
She makes you great
egg sandwich every year

614
00:32:13,915 --> 00:32:15,230
as you're owning a small
restaurant downtown.

615
00:32:15,530 --> 00:32:18,910
Your dad, quiet, gruff,
never really says, I love you.

616
00:32:19,630 --> 00:32:22,590
Um, but with a stoic presence,
you, you, I mean, you know he cares.

617
00:32:25,250 --> 00:32:28,026
I'm really hoping none of that was
racist, but now I'm thinking all of it was.

618
00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:29,650
No, no, not racist at all.

619
00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:30,250
No, you're good.

620
00:32:30,530 --> 00:32:31,530
Yeah.

621
00:32:34,370 --> 00:32:35,010
Whoa, what?

622
00:32:35,011 --> 00:32:35,430
Oh my god.

623
00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:37,610
I'm sorry, was that,
was that bad timing?

624
00:32:37,920 --> 00:32:39,182
Because I thought it
was good timing because

625
00:32:39,183 --> 00:32:40,210
you were on a ferris
wheel and you're upset.

626
00:32:40,390 --> 00:32:41,486
I'm just trying to comfort you.

627
00:32:41,510 --> 00:32:41,830
That was weird.

628
00:32:41,970 --> 00:32:42,930
We should probably get off.

629
00:32:42,931 --> 00:32:43,931
We should get off.

630
00:32:45,190 --> 00:32:46,030
Hey, excuse me.

631
00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:46,430
Erwin.

632
00:32:46,431 --> 00:32:46,890
Can we be let off?

633
00:32:47,030 --> 00:32:47,250
Erwin.

634
00:32:47,450 --> 00:32:47,930
Can we please?

635
00:32:48,090 --> 00:32:50,190
Can we stop the fucking ride?

636
00:32:51,000 --> 00:32:52,010
Can we just stop it?

637
00:32:55,650 --> 00:32:56,310
I'm sorry.

638
00:32:56,350 --> 00:32:58,210
I didn't mean to raise my voice.

639
00:32:58,350 --> 00:32:59,750
Oh my god, Erwin.

640
00:33:02,755 --> 00:33:03,915
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

641
00:33:04,370 --> 00:33:05,370
Oh!

642
00:33:05,430 --> 00:33:05,830
What?

643
00:33:06,380 --> 00:33:07,380
You got it.

644
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,680
That was all, that was all you.

645
00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:09,250
We got it.

646
00:33:09,251 --> 00:33:10,251
We got it.

647
00:33:10,390 --> 00:33:11,390
Holy crap.

648
00:33:11,710 --> 00:33:12,710
Nobody saw that.

649
00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:13,510
We're good.

650
00:33:13,920 --> 00:33:14,920
We're out of here.

651
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:19,270
This has been
a really fun night.

652
00:33:19,905 --> 00:33:22,490
I'm sorry if I flipped out on
you on the ferris wheel earlier.

653
00:33:22,890 --> 00:33:25,350
No, my timing was just bizarre.

654
00:33:25,980 --> 00:33:27,660
I'm going through a
lot of shit right now.

655
00:33:27,740 --> 00:33:28,740
It's a long story.

656
00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:30,940
I'm sorry you're
going through stuff.

657
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:34,440
You're a really
great guy, Erwin.

658
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:35,210
Aww.

659
00:33:35,630 --> 00:33:36,630
No, I'm serious.

660
00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:43,930
I look at you and I just see
this really, really, really old man.

661
00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:45,730
Old?

662
00:33:46,290 --> 00:33:47,290
I'm complimenting you.

663
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:52,590
I just, I see this very kind,
very gentle, very wise old man.

664
00:33:53,890 --> 00:33:54,890
In a convalescent home.

665
00:33:55,910 --> 00:33:56,910
In a wheelchair.

666
00:33:58,090 --> 00:33:59,090
Hmm.

667
00:34:01,370 --> 00:34:02,370
Thank you.

668
00:34:29,360 --> 00:34:32,345
I know you're mad at me because you think
that I ditched you to play beer pong and.

669
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,900
I never, never said I was mad.

670
00:34:38,380 --> 00:34:38,840
Okay.

671
00:34:39,150 --> 00:34:40,620
Well, I know that you are.

672
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,040
And... Nadine.

673
00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,830
Would you like to know an
observation that I made this weekend?

674
00:34:47,660 --> 00:34:48,660
Sure.

675
00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,500
Oh my god, Shannon!

676
00:34:50,560 --> 00:34:51,020
Your outfit!

677
00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:51,700
It's so cute!

678
00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:52,820
I love it!

679
00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:56,620
Yeah.

680
00:34:56,621 --> 00:34:56,980
Okay.

681
00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:58,340
And you toss me aside?

682
00:34:58,770 --> 00:35:00,730
The person who's had your
back since second grade?

683
00:35:01,215 --> 00:35:02,376
Who's been with you
through everything?

684
00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:02,720
You know what?

685
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,080
Fine.

686
00:35:03,490 --> 00:35:06,530
Because chances are, those pricks,
they're not going to give a shit about you

687
00:35:06,570 --> 00:35:08,370
when Darian drops your
ass for someone hotter.

688
00:35:12,980 --> 00:35:14,260
You don't know anything, Nadine.

689
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:16,370
It's really shitty.

690
00:35:16,515 --> 00:35:17,310
Here, I'm sorry.

691
00:35:17,500 --> 00:35:18,170
It's going to happen.

692
00:35:18,310 --> 00:35:18,990
No, I'm sorry.

693
00:35:19,230 --> 00:35:20,230
It's not going to happen.

694
00:35:20,295 --> 00:35:23,175
Because your brother just asked me
to be his girlfriend into prom in May.

695
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:28,760
No.

696
00:35:29,110 --> 00:35:30,110
Yeah, he did.

697
00:35:30,140 --> 00:35:31,440
He just asked me that.

698
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:35,060
You can't.

699
00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,280
You can't have both.

700
00:35:36,410 --> 00:35:37,260
It's me or him.

701
00:35:37,300 --> 00:35:38,300
Pick.

702
00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:41,420
No, I'm... No, I'm
not going to pick.

703
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,640
It's me or him.

704
00:35:42,660 --> 00:35:43,340
Do you want him?

705
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:45,160
Nadine, Nadine,
this isn't a choice.

706
00:35:45,161 --> 00:35:45,840
Why can't you just say me?

707
00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,020
Him or me now?

708
00:35:47,620 --> 00:35:48,140
I'm not going to pick.

709
00:35:48,141 --> 00:35:48,460
You know what?

710
00:35:48,500 --> 00:35:49,500
Then we're done.

711
00:35:51,080 --> 00:35:52,080
We're done.

712
00:35:56,750 --> 00:35:57,750
Fine.

713
00:36:33,120 --> 00:36:34,120
Nadine.

714
00:36:35,300 --> 00:36:36,300
Nadine?

715
00:36:37,680 --> 00:36:38,680
Hey, wake up.

716
00:36:38,950 --> 00:36:39,990
You had a brain operation.

717
00:36:40,260 --> 00:36:41,260
It worked.

718
00:36:41,420 --> 00:36:43,180
They made you
pleasant and agreeable.

719
00:36:45,430 --> 00:36:47,380
Ah, just wishful daydreaming.

720
00:36:48,780 --> 00:36:49,780
Hey, bell rang.

721
00:36:49,980 --> 00:36:50,980
Leave, please.

722
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,180
Mm-hmm.

723
00:36:52,260 --> 00:36:52,580
Yeah.

724
00:36:52,700 --> 00:36:53,140
You know what?

725
00:36:53,340 --> 00:36:54,180
Just ignore her.

726
00:36:54,260 --> 00:36:55,480
She's... I'll call you later.

727
00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:57,240
Bye.

728
00:37:04,950 --> 00:37:05,760
I don't want to hear about it.

729
00:37:05,761 --> 00:37:07,001
Work it out between yourselves.

730
00:37:32,290 --> 00:37:33,426
A couple weeks,
Dad will be dead.

731
00:37:33,450 --> 00:37:34,450
Four years.

732
00:37:37,580 --> 00:37:39,980
When I was on my way home
today, this memory came back to me.

733
00:37:46,690 --> 00:37:47,690
It was that night.

734
00:37:50,090 --> 00:37:51,130
After everything happened,

735
00:37:55,550 --> 00:38:00,060
I got up to go to the bathroom
and I saw you crying so hard.

736
00:38:02,850 --> 00:38:03,460
I mean, so hard.

737
00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,040
Your pillow was just soaked.

738
00:38:09,210 --> 00:38:10,210
It made me so sad.

739
00:38:13,790 --> 00:38:14,926
I got up and I went in my room.

740
00:38:14,950 --> 00:38:15,950
I got my...

741
00:38:16,230 --> 00:38:17,230
my pillow.

742
00:38:18,020 --> 00:38:19,140
Took the hot one for myself.

743
00:38:25,720 --> 00:38:27,000
I wish you loved me that much.

744
00:38:30,950 --> 00:38:31,950
Asshole.

745
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:35,300
No.

746
00:38:35,420 --> 00:38:36,420
No.

747
00:38:36,810 --> 00:38:38,816
Hey, you're so messed
up for bringing up that story.

748
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:40,120
You're so messed up.

749
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:42,780
Man, do you even realize how sick in
the head you are for bringing that up?

750
00:38:42,781 --> 00:38:45,661
Oh, I'm sorry you feel guilty for
never caring about anyone but yourself.

751
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,180
Oh, yeah.

752
00:38:46,300 --> 00:38:47,300
No, that's exactly it.

753
00:38:47,340 --> 00:38:47,660
Face it.

754
00:38:47,795 --> 00:38:49,060
You're obsessed with yourself.

755
00:38:49,180 --> 00:38:49,860
Oh, my God.

756
00:38:49,900 --> 00:38:52,396
Your report card on the
refrigerator like you're five years old.

757
00:38:52,420 --> 00:38:53,420
You don't

758
00:38:57,430 --> 00:39:00,090
even know what it feels like
to love another human being.

759
00:39:00,210 --> 00:39:00,770
Oh, man.

760
00:39:00,870 --> 00:39:02,190
You are so dramatic.

761
00:39:02,690 --> 00:39:03,090
Okay?

762
00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:05,470
Hey, life isn't fair
sometimes, Nadine, okay?

763
00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:06,110
Get over it.

764
00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:06,950
I swear to God.

765
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:07,730
I swear to God.

766
00:39:07,790 --> 00:39:08,850
I'm gonna... Fuck you.

767
00:39:09,190 --> 00:39:09,950
Stop it!

768
00:39:10,010 --> 00:39:10,430
Stop it!

769
00:39:10,790 --> 00:39:11,110
I already did.

770
00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,550
Stop it!

771
00:39:13,090 --> 00:39:14,090
Stop it!

772
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,630
What is the matter with you?

773
00:39:16,430 --> 00:39:17,430
I...

774
00:39:18,230 --> 00:39:19,030
I know what this is about.

775
00:39:19,210 --> 00:39:19,730
No, you don't.

776
00:39:19,770 --> 00:39:20,770
Yes, I do.

777
00:39:20,950 --> 00:39:22,850
Krista and Darian are a thing.

778
00:39:25,185 --> 00:39:26,986
You guys think I don't know
things, but I know things.

779
00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:27,670
I'm leaving.

780
00:39:27,890 --> 00:39:28,890
No, you're not.

781
00:39:29,110 --> 00:39:29,890
Where are you going?

782
00:39:30,110 --> 00:39:31,490
I'm taking a therapeutic walk.

783
00:39:31,690 --> 00:39:32,690
Get back here!

784
00:39:34,250 --> 00:39:35,250
Oh, God.

785
00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:36,090
Darian.

786
00:39:36,690 --> 00:39:37,730
Just don't worry about it.

787
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,740
Can I just ask you a question?

788
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:44,360
Is it worth turning the
house into a war zone?

789
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:47,140
What am I supposed
to say to that?

790
00:39:47,990 --> 00:39:48,990
I'm just...

791
00:39:49,730 --> 00:39:51,050
I'm just asking
you the question.

792
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:54,110
I'm not turning it
into a war zone, Mom.

793
00:39:54,190 --> 00:39:54,690
She is.

794
00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:56,110
Why don't you talk to her?

795
00:39:56,340 --> 00:39:57,406
Because she
doesn't listen to me.

796
00:39:57,430 --> 00:39:58,430
You do.

797
00:40:00,630 --> 00:40:01,550
You'll do the right thing.

798
00:40:01,590 --> 00:40:02,590
I know you will.

799
00:40:04,110 --> 00:40:06,250
I mean, look at that
drink you're making.

800
00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:08,950
You want one?

801
00:40:09,450 --> 00:40:10,450
Oh.

802
00:40:11,865 --> 00:40:13,665
What did I do to make
such a perfect kid, huh?

803
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,500
Could you point me in the
direction of the cat litter?

804
00:41:43,920 --> 00:41:44,920
Uh...

805
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:46,520
Eight, I think.

806
00:41:50,520 --> 00:41:51,560
You go to Lakewood, right?

807
00:41:53,060 --> 00:41:54,060
Sometimes.

808
00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:57,480
I've seen you around.

809
00:41:57,580 --> 00:41:59,480
We've just never really talked.

810
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:02,040
Freshman.

811
00:42:02,620 --> 00:42:03,620
Junior.

812
00:42:07,050 --> 00:42:09,250
I... I don't really
need the cat litter.

813
00:42:09,370 --> 00:42:10,370
I just, um...

814
00:42:11,770 --> 00:42:12,806
I don't even know
why I said that.

815
00:42:12,830 --> 00:42:13,830
I don't even have a cat.

816
00:42:14,380 --> 00:42:16,911
I just know that they shit a
bunch, so... I like your shoes.

817
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:24,920
Okay.

818
00:42:33,400 --> 00:42:34,920
Look on the bright
side, you know?

819
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:39,880
I mean, maybe they'll get married and then
my best friend will be part of my family.

820
00:42:41,200 --> 00:42:41,580
Helpful.

821
00:42:41,581 --> 00:42:42,080
Thank you.

822
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:43,180
It really bothers me.

823
00:42:43,220 --> 00:42:44,900
She's not giving you
rides anymore, though.

824
00:42:46,100 --> 00:42:47,100
No, you're not.

825
00:42:47,410 --> 00:42:49,520
I can't drive you every morning.

826
00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,700
It puts me on the freeway
late and adds 40 minutes.

827
00:42:52,470 --> 00:42:55,480
If you do that, I will do
something equally terrible to you.

828
00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,556
I will tell everyone on Facebook
that you pluck your nipples.

829
00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:01,580
How about that?

830
00:43:08,990 --> 00:43:09,660
All right, look.

831
00:43:09,810 --> 00:43:11,536
Just tell me what you
want to hear and I'll say it.

832
00:43:11,560 --> 00:43:11,740
Mom.

833
00:43:12,110 --> 00:43:13,211
I want to make you feel better.

834
00:43:13,235 --> 00:43:14,760
What can I say to do that?

835
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:15,860
I don't know.

836
00:43:18,930 --> 00:43:20,490
Here's what I do
when I'm feeling down.

837
00:43:23,730 --> 00:43:26,000
I get very quiet and very still.

838
00:43:27,625 --> 00:43:34,900
And I say to myself, everyone in the
world is as miserable and empty as I am.

839
00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:39,260
They're just better
at pretending.

840
00:43:43,470 --> 00:43:44,470
Try it sometime.

841
00:43:45,980 --> 00:43:47,180
It might bring you some peace.

842
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,900
Hey, do you guys know
where Erwin Kim is?

843
00:44:28,050 --> 00:44:29,880
I guess he hangs out
around here sometimes.

844
00:44:30,175 --> 00:44:32,020
Yeah, he's working
on his project for SFF.

845
00:44:32,620 --> 00:44:33,620
SFF what?

846
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:35,040
The Student Film Festival.

847
00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:37,120
Right.

848
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:38,400
Yeah.

849
00:44:39,380 --> 00:44:40,380
SFF.

850
00:45:06,910 --> 00:45:08,830
Hey, um, I gotta talk to
you about some homework.

851
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:20,766
I didn't need to talk to
you about homework.

852
00:45:20,790 --> 00:45:21,790
I lied.

853
00:45:26,950 --> 00:45:27,950
You enjoying my company?

854
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,340
You're a barrel of monkeys.

855
00:45:34,960 --> 00:45:36,440
You never told me
if you have a wife.

856
00:45:39,240 --> 00:45:40,300
You should date my mother.

857
00:45:42,100 --> 00:45:44,080
Her last boyfriend turned
out to be an internet perv.

858
00:45:44,100 --> 00:45:45,500
She's very, very fragile.

859
00:45:45,580 --> 00:45:47,280
Oh, save me.

860
00:45:47,660 --> 00:45:48,660
Men like that, right?

861
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:52,100
Because at the end of the
day, they all want to be a hero.

862
00:45:53,220 --> 00:45:55,020
Everyone just wants
to feel important in life.

863
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,433
Thing is, no matter
how important they are,

864
00:45:57,434 --> 00:45:59,280
there's always going to be
someone more important.

865
00:45:59,525 --> 00:46:00,960
People get so
uptight about that.

866
00:46:00,961 --> 00:46:02,161
Oh no, they're better than me.

867
00:46:02,440 --> 00:46:05,480
It's like, God, they don't
realize important doesn't matter.

868
00:46:05,700 --> 00:46:06,500
It's confidence.

869
00:46:06,620 --> 00:46:09,040
The most confident person in
the room wins every single time.

870
00:46:09,240 --> 00:46:10,480
It doesn't matter if it's real.

871
00:46:10,650 --> 00:46:12,156
It doesn't matter if they're
pulling it straight out of their ass.

872
00:46:12,180 --> 00:46:12,940
People are dumb.

873
00:46:12,980 --> 00:46:14,220
They don't know the difference.

874
00:46:23,470 --> 00:46:24,470
You know what?

875
00:46:24,590 --> 00:46:26,559
I'm going to go ahead
and I'm going to tell you

876
00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:29,091
the real reason I'm having
lunch with you today.

877
00:46:32,460 --> 00:46:35,890
You see, I don't really have
any friends at the moment.

878
00:46:36,110 --> 00:46:38,110
And to be completely
honest, I'm not interested.

879
00:46:38,630 --> 00:46:39,630
At all.

880
00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:42,390
My entire generation is a
bunch of mouth breathers.

881
00:46:42,660 --> 00:46:45,386
They literally have a seizure if you
take their phone away for a second.

882
00:46:45,410 --> 00:46:46,751
They can't communicate
without emojis.

883
00:46:46,775 --> 00:46:49,975
And they actually think that the world
wants to know that they are eating a taco!

884
00:46:50,220 --> 00:46:51,990
Exclamation point,
smiley face, smiley face.

885
00:46:52,150 --> 00:46:53,150
Like, we give a fuck.

886
00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:56,810
I am an old soul.

887
00:46:57,320 --> 00:47:01,950
I like old music and old
movies and even old people.

888
00:47:02,900 --> 00:47:06,210
Bottom line is I have nothing in
common with the people out there.

889
00:47:07,030 --> 00:47:08,070
Nothing in common with me.

890
00:47:10,970 --> 00:47:11,970
Nadine?

891
00:47:12,710 --> 00:47:13,710
Max?

892
00:47:14,870 --> 00:47:15,870
Maybe.

893
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:18,380
Nobody likes you.

894
00:47:22,960 --> 00:47:23,960
You're a dick.

895
00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:26,620
Maybe nobody likes you, huh?

896
00:47:27,605 --> 00:47:29,620
You know, you're
always in a shit mood.

897
00:47:29,740 --> 00:47:30,980
You're a really shitty teacher.

898
00:47:31,180 --> 00:47:33,270
You put zero effort
into everything you do

899
00:47:33,271 --> 00:47:35,120
here and there's no
way you're proud of that.

900
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:35,520
Look at you.

901
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,380
You do nothing.

902
00:47:37,381 --> 00:47:38,381
Look at your hair.

903
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,640
You don't do your hair
because you don't have any hair.

904
00:47:40,880 --> 00:47:41,520
You're bald.

905
00:47:41,840 --> 00:47:42,500
And you know what?

906
00:47:42,800 --> 00:47:45,980
You're not married because bald men
are gross and they're disgusting and

907
00:47:45,981 --> 00:47:48,180
especially the ones that
make $45,000 a year.

908
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:11,400
What?

909
00:48:16,340 --> 00:48:19,586
I've been doing this
23 years and you're the

910
00:48:19,587 --> 00:48:23,631
first person to ever
underestimate my salary.

911
00:48:26,710 --> 00:48:27,710
That made me feel good.

912
00:48:28,220 --> 00:48:29,680
I mean, that part...

913
00:48:42,110 --> 00:48:43,110
What are you doing?

914
00:48:45,870 --> 00:48:46,910
Giving you half my cookie.

915
00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:49,450
Why?

916
00:48:51,410 --> 00:48:52,290
Make you feel better.

917
00:48:52,390 --> 00:48:53,390
Jesus.

918
00:48:58,390 --> 00:48:59,390
Guess what?

919
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:02,830
You're my favorite student.

920
00:49:04,370 --> 00:49:05,370
Does that help?

921
00:49:16,465 --> 00:49:17,825
Am I really your
favorite student?

922
00:49:19,660 --> 00:49:21,180
That felt like the
right thing to say.

923
00:49:28,230 --> 00:49:28,670
Yeah.

924
00:49:28,671 --> 00:49:32,270
I didn't mean like
completely bald, by the way.

925
00:49:33,110 --> 00:49:34,406
It's smart what
you do there, too.

926
00:49:34,430 --> 00:49:36,030
You kind of, you know...

927
00:49:36,570 --> 00:49:37,570
I don't know.

928
00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,300
Do you poof it up a little bit?

929
00:49:40,050 --> 00:49:41,050
Give a little zhoosh?

930
00:49:42,060 --> 00:49:44,030
Glad you circled back
around and cleaned that up.

931
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:45,900
It certainly made
me feel better.

932
00:49:48,010 --> 00:49:52,600
But our real competition
is the hypno-toad.

933
00:49:54,320 --> 00:49:55,320
No,

934
00:50:00,860 --> 00:50:01,320
no.

935
00:50:01,500 --> 00:50:02,140
Yeah, no.

936
00:50:02,141 --> 00:50:02,480
I'm serious.

937
00:50:02,605 --> 00:50:04,700
Practice these
steps all the time.

938
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:37,560
Just give me need.

939
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:44,760
Don't you remember when
you said what I wanted to hear.

940
00:50:46,900 --> 00:50:48,560
I'm not so clever.

941
00:50:50,040 --> 00:50:51,680
But I know it's real.

942
00:50:53,700 --> 00:50:58,400
If I lived without you, I
don't know if I'd ever care.

943
00:50:58,401 --> 00:50:58,560
Hey.

944
00:50:58,720 --> 00:50:58,820
I'm sorry.

945
00:50:58,840 --> 00:50:59,400
Hey.

946
00:50:59,680 --> 00:51:01,440
I heard you were
looking for me at lunch.

947
00:51:02,270 --> 00:51:03,720
Yeah, I can't talk right now.

948
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:05,020
Oh, okay.

949
00:51:05,180 --> 00:51:06,180
Hello?

950
00:51:23,110 --> 00:51:23,470
Sorry.

951
00:51:23,970 --> 00:51:25,910
I just took some medicine.

952
00:51:25,990 --> 00:51:27,206
I'll call you after it kicks in.

953
00:51:27,230 --> 00:51:28,090
Wait, what's wrong?

954
00:51:28,150 --> 00:51:29,290
Are you sick?

955
00:51:29,550 --> 00:51:30,550
No, I'm fine.

956
00:51:31,090 --> 00:51:35,810
Medicine like an antidepressant
they gave to me when my dad died.

957
00:51:36,980 --> 00:51:38,500
I was only on them
for a month, though.

958
00:51:38,740 --> 00:51:39,940
People take them all the time.

959
00:51:44,340 --> 00:51:45,906
Does that make you think
I'm pathetic all of a sudden?

960
00:51:45,930 --> 00:51:46,930
Oh, no, no.

961
00:51:47,130 --> 00:51:49,390
I think you're perfectly fine.

962
00:51:51,290 --> 00:51:52,290
Seriously.

963
00:52:01,020 --> 00:52:02,560
Hey, do you have
a swimming pool?

964
00:52:03,460 --> 00:52:03,820
Yeah.

965
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:05,400
Can I come swim in it?

966
00:52:06,560 --> 00:52:07,920
I know I could swim in mine.

967
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:09,216
I just know I wouldn't relax.

968
00:52:09,240 --> 00:52:09,520
Yes.

969
00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:11,250
I got towels.

970
00:52:11,400 --> 00:52:12,060
We're good to go.

971
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:12,500
We're green.

972
00:52:12,580 --> 00:52:12,900
We're good.

973
00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:14,920
I'll text you the address.

974
00:52:15,830 --> 00:52:17,430
Yeah, I'll see you
in a little bit then.

975
00:52:27,050 --> 00:52:28,050
Yes!

976
00:52:40,410 --> 00:52:41,410
Hey.

977
00:52:42,090 --> 00:52:43,770
Geez, Erwin, I would've
been nicer to you.

978
00:52:44,590 --> 00:52:45,590
Ah.

979
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,480
I wish my bathtub got this hot.

980
00:52:53,610 --> 00:52:55,090
Why didn't you tell
me you were rich?

981
00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:56,020
I thought I did.

982
00:52:56,180 --> 00:52:57,380
I always try to tell everyone.

983
00:52:57,540 --> 00:52:58,540
What?

984
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:02,860
Well, you didn't tell me that
you were in a film festival either.

985
00:53:04,000 --> 00:53:05,400
You didn't tell me
anything, Erwin.

986
00:53:05,840 --> 00:53:10,100
Maybe it's because I
couldn't get a word in.

987
00:53:11,250 --> 00:53:12,316
Do I really talk that much?

988
00:53:12,340 --> 00:53:13,340
Oh yeah.

989
00:53:14,090 --> 00:53:15,400
I'm gonna drown myself now.

990
00:53:15,500 --> 00:53:16,500
Goodbye.

991
00:53:16,540 --> 00:53:17,540
Hey.

992
00:53:29,950 --> 00:53:31,270
Thanks for letting me come over.

993
00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:33,250
I'm glad you did.

994
00:53:43,830 --> 00:53:45,530
Do you want to
have sex right now?

995
00:53:48,110 --> 00:53:49,110
Okay.

996
00:53:50,110 --> 00:53:50,830
I'm just kidding.

997
00:53:50,990 --> 00:53:53,870
I was just... I was just
playing out the movie scene.

998
00:53:54,650 --> 00:53:56,110
You ever feel like
you have to do that?

999
00:53:56,111 --> 00:53:57,090
I mean, come on.

1000
00:53:57,091 --> 00:53:57,590
There's a waterfall.

1001
00:53:57,790 --> 00:53:58,490
It's all romantic.

1002
00:53:58,810 --> 00:53:59,210
Sure.

1003
00:53:59,630 --> 00:54:00,630
Yeah.

1004
00:54:00,810 --> 00:54:01,810
Right.

1005
00:54:01,970 --> 00:54:02,670
I'm sorry.

1006
00:54:02,850 --> 00:54:03,850
I just...

1007
00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:05,510
Whatever.

1008
00:54:06,390 --> 00:54:07,910
What, are you mad now?

1009
00:54:08,230 --> 00:54:08,950
You can't be mad.

1010
00:54:09,050 --> 00:54:10,826
You were gonna have sex
with me two seconds ago.

1011
00:54:10,850 --> 00:54:11,851
You don't say
that stuff to a man.

1012
00:54:11,875 --> 00:54:12,890
Oh, a man, huh?

1013
00:54:16,300 --> 00:54:18,040
Erwin, come...
What are you doing?

1014
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:22,180
You're gonna press a button that
sucks pee into the drain, aren't you?

1015
00:54:23,540 --> 00:54:24,540
Dig head.

1016
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,120
You're such a dig head.

1017
00:54:26,900 --> 00:54:30,120
And everyone thinks everybody
knows it, everyone but you.

1018
00:54:30,360 --> 00:54:31,620
You're a dig head.

1019
00:54:31,880 --> 00:54:33,560
I hope you'll soon be dead.

1020
00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:37,360
And this is payback time
for what you put me through.

1021
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:39,000
You're a dig head.

1022
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:41,120
Everybody's fed.

1023
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:44,820
I hope you like the
song, so screw you.

1024
00:54:55,770 --> 00:54:57,130
So what's your
film about, anyway?

1025
00:54:58,490 --> 00:54:59,490
Still figuring it out.

1026
00:55:01,550 --> 00:55:04,470
My drawing teacher asked a few
of us to enter an animation project.

1027
00:55:04,790 --> 00:55:05,230
Oh, that's cool.

1028
00:55:05,310 --> 00:55:06,310
I didn't know you draw.

1029
00:55:06,430 --> 00:55:07,470
What kind of stuff?

1030
00:55:11,140 --> 00:55:12,140
Look at these.

1031
00:55:12,500 --> 00:55:13,500
Wow.

1032
00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:15,290
Damn, Erwin.

1033
00:55:15,675 --> 00:55:17,200
This is mostly unfinished.

1034
00:55:17,810 --> 00:55:19,120
Just doodling, mostly.

1035
00:55:19,540 --> 00:55:20,940
Not quite where I...

1036
00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:24,000
Oh, I think I found my favorite.

1037
00:55:24,690 --> 00:55:27,160
Yeah, my parents
love that one, too.

1038
00:55:27,360 --> 00:55:28,060
Do they?

1039
00:55:28,220 --> 00:55:29,220
No, they don't.

1040
00:55:29,540 --> 00:55:30,640
They're very conservative.

1041
00:55:31,220 --> 00:55:32,220
Wow.

1042
00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:34,090
They're both you, right?

1043
00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:36,640
Yeah, I'm multi-faceted.

1044
00:55:39,170 --> 00:55:40,240
Rad self-portrait.

1045
00:55:42,980 --> 00:55:43,340
Man.

1046
00:55:43,880 --> 00:55:44,880
Wow.

1047
00:55:46,500 --> 00:55:47,220
Man, Erwin.

1048
00:55:47,430 --> 00:55:48,430
You're really good.

1049
00:55:50,020 --> 00:55:54,600
Do you want to come on
Saturday to see the film?

1050
00:55:55,310 --> 00:55:56,350
It's early in the morning.

1051
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:57,800
Super inconvenient.

1052
00:55:57,940 --> 00:55:59,180
So, I mean, I hope you say yes.

1053
00:55:59,950 --> 00:56:00,956
But it's just, you know, you
can take time to think about it.

1054
00:56:00,980 --> 00:56:02,456
I don't expect an
answer, like, right now.

1055
00:56:02,480 --> 00:56:03,840
I mean, because
that would be rude.

1056
00:56:03,841 --> 00:56:04,900
That's a lot of pressure.

1057
00:56:06,280 --> 00:56:07,700
So, it's laying it out there.

1058
00:56:09,070 --> 00:56:10,070
Yeah, I'd love to come.

1059
00:56:11,680 --> 00:56:12,680
Oh, okay.

1060
00:56:13,125 --> 00:56:14,520
Are your parents going?

1061
00:56:14,830 --> 00:56:15,910
I could just sit with them.

1062
00:56:16,540 --> 00:56:19,320
My parents are in
Korea for three months.

1063
00:56:20,320 --> 00:56:21,320
They won't make it.

1064
00:56:21,460 --> 00:56:22,460
Are you serious?

1065
00:56:23,940 --> 00:56:26,180
You've had this whole place
to yourself for three months?

1066
00:56:26,260 --> 00:56:27,260
Yay.

1067
00:56:30,480 --> 00:56:31,140
No, I get it.

1068
00:56:31,200 --> 00:56:32,820
It's a big house.

1069
00:56:32,860 --> 00:56:33,860
You're bored.

1070
00:56:34,870 --> 00:56:35,870
You know what you need?

1071
00:56:36,840 --> 00:56:39,120
You need someone to rob you
so you can reenact Home Alone.

1072
00:56:39,500 --> 00:56:40,500
That is...

1073
00:56:41,650 --> 00:56:42,770
That is exactly what I need.

1074
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:44,200
Thank you.

1075
00:57:06,630 --> 00:57:07,630
You can't get out.

1076
00:57:09,980 --> 00:57:11,500
Can you just go
around the block once?

1077
00:57:12,240 --> 00:57:13,246
I'm not going around the block.

1078
00:57:13,270 --> 00:57:13,590
We're here.

1079
00:57:13,790 --> 00:57:15,090
It's an inappropriate time.

1080
00:57:15,250 --> 00:57:17,830
Just... I have to be at
work at 8.30, Nadine.

1081
00:57:22,525 --> 00:57:23,680
Oh, my God.

1082
00:57:25,300 --> 00:57:26,380
Are we really back to this?

1083
00:57:28,320 --> 00:57:30,060
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

1084
00:57:33,600 --> 00:57:34,140
Thank you.

1085
00:57:34,160 --> 00:57:35,881
Can you... You can
just leave her out of here.

1086
00:57:35,920 --> 00:57:36,920
No, no, no.

1087
00:57:37,820 --> 00:57:38,820
I'm going to work.

1088
00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:40,040
You're coming with me.

1089
00:57:40,605 --> 00:57:42,486
You know my boss isn't
going to be happy about it.

1090
00:57:42,510 --> 00:57:44,470
And you're the one that
gets to explain it to him.

1091
00:57:48,435 --> 00:57:49,675
Don't you have something to do?

1092
00:57:50,460 --> 00:57:51,460
Schoolwork or something?

1093
00:57:55,060 --> 00:57:56,060
Hmm?

1094
00:58:13,910 --> 00:58:14,810
Can I have this whole bunch?

1095
00:58:14,930 --> 00:58:15,410
Give that to me.

1096
00:58:15,411 --> 00:58:17,581
I want you to just sit there
for the next eight hours

1097
00:58:17,582 --> 00:58:19,791
and don't touch anything
and don't make any noise.

1098
00:58:22,750 --> 00:58:23,750
Can I, Mom?

1099
00:58:34,780 --> 00:58:35,780
You're not funny.

1100
00:58:37,810 --> 00:58:40,370
If my husband had any idea what
I was going to have to deal with.

1101
00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,050
I love how you refer
to him as your husband.

1102
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:48,200
He is my husband.

1103
00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,470
You can run off and
get a new husband.

1104
00:58:50,490 --> 00:58:52,070
What he is is my dad.

1105
00:58:52,385 --> 00:58:53,950
Can't you just say
that occasionally?

1106
00:58:54,170 --> 00:58:55,170
Fine.

1107
00:58:56,050 --> 00:58:57,570
We're not talking
about him right now.

1108
00:58:57,970 --> 00:58:59,126
Because it's just too upsetting.

1109
00:58:59,150 --> 00:59:02,130
Too hard and too sad and it
gives me a cluster headache.

1110
00:59:02,310 --> 00:59:03,310
I know.

1111
00:59:04,490 --> 00:59:05,490
Oh, my God.

1112
00:59:06,490 --> 00:59:07,490
You have no compassion.

1113
00:59:08,980 --> 00:59:10,771
Actually, I'm just
bored because I know

1114
00:59:10,772 --> 00:59:12,970
everything you're going
to do before you do it.

1115
00:59:13,390 --> 00:59:14,390
Sure you do.

1116
00:59:14,560 --> 00:59:15,560
Oh, you don't believe me.

1117
00:59:15,990 --> 00:59:16,950
No, I don't.

1118
00:59:16,951 --> 00:59:19,511
I'm going to write down the next
thing you're going to say to me.

1119
00:59:20,620 --> 00:59:22,500
I'm not going to play
your little games, Nadine.

1120
00:59:24,310 --> 00:59:25,310
Congratulations.

1121
00:59:29,130 --> 00:59:29,730
All right.

1122
00:59:29,770 --> 00:59:30,770
You know what?

1123
00:59:31,110 --> 00:59:32,790
Here's something
you're not going to guess.

1124
00:59:34,950 --> 00:59:37,490
Your dad would be so disappointed
in the way you're turning out.

1125
00:59:45,590 --> 00:59:47,280
Did you just take my keys?

1126
01:00:46,850 --> 01:00:47,650
Nick, I'm just going to say it.

1127
01:00:47,870 --> 01:00:48,870
I like you.

1128
01:00:49,550 --> 01:00:50,590
I've liked you for months.

1129
01:00:51,320 --> 01:00:52,210
I think about you every second.

1130
01:00:52,211 --> 01:00:52,610
I don't know.

1131
01:00:52,670 --> 01:00:53,670
Maybe I even love you.

1132
01:00:54,260 --> 01:00:56,490
You're so
complicated but simple.

1133
01:00:57,170 --> 01:00:58,970
And I just feel this
connection between us.

1134
01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:00,370
I feel like I already know you.

1135
01:01:01,100 --> 01:01:02,340
And I just want to be with you.

1136
01:01:03,270 --> 01:01:04,270
I want to give you head.

1137
01:01:05,080 --> 01:01:07,230
I want you to put
your mouth on my tits.

1138
01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:09,090
I want to feel you inside me.

1139
01:01:10,150 --> 01:01:11,670
We can do it in the
Petland stockroom.

1140
01:01:12,190 --> 01:01:13,190
Nadine.

1141
01:01:21,300 --> 01:01:23,400
You sound like a
fucking psychopath.

1142
01:01:27,070 --> 01:01:28,070
You can't send this.

1143
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:29,480
What?

1144
01:01:29,780 --> 01:01:30,780
No.

1145
01:01:31,920 --> 01:01:32,360
Shh.

1146
01:01:32,361 --> 01:01:33,361
Oh my God.

1147
01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:35,420
Oh my God.

1148
01:01:35,460 --> 01:01:35,780
No way.

1149
01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:36,580
No, no, no way.

1150
01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:37,640
No.

1151
01:01:37,780 --> 01:01:38,220
Fuck!

1152
01:01:38,221 --> 01:01:39,221
Oh my God.

1153
01:01:41,500 --> 01:01:42,500
Shit.

1154
01:01:44,100 --> 01:01:45,100
Take

1155
01:01:56,760 --> 01:01:57,760
up a ton of your time.

1156
01:01:59,690 --> 01:02:00,850
But I'm going to kill myself.

1157
01:02:05,510 --> 01:02:07,990
You're complicated and simple.

1158
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:11,450
And I just feel this
connection between us.

1159
01:02:12,350 --> 01:02:13,330
And I feel like I
already know you.

1160
01:02:13,370 --> 01:02:14,110
This is kind of sweet.

1161
01:02:14,370 --> 01:02:15,646
I mean, I think
you're over-reacting.

1162
01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:16,770
I just want to be with you.

1163
01:02:16,870 --> 01:02:19,090
I want to give you head.

1164
01:02:20,890 --> 01:02:25,970
I want you to put
your mouth on my tits.

1165
01:02:25,990 --> 01:02:30,470
I want to feel you inside me.

1166
01:02:30,650 --> 01:02:34,370
We can do it in the
Petland stockroom.

1167
01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:40,150
Say something.

1168
01:02:40,970 --> 01:02:41,970
Oh my God.

1169
01:02:42,350 --> 01:02:42,490
Can you do something?

1170
01:02:42,780 --> 01:02:43,780
Please, help me!

1171
01:02:44,330 --> 01:02:46,370
You need to watch out
for run-on sentences.

1172
01:02:47,220 --> 01:02:48,291
But can't you just do something?

1173
01:02:48,315 --> 01:02:49,435
Can't you just do something?

1174
01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:51,560
You've got to be
able to do something.

1175
01:02:51,830 --> 01:02:52,830
Come on, you...

1176
01:02:54,600 --> 01:02:56,290
I don't know, maybe
confiscate his phone?

1177
01:02:56,630 --> 01:02:57,630
Um...

1178
01:02:58,010 --> 01:02:59,010
It's a computer.

1179
01:02:59,920 --> 01:03:02,290
You can maybe get his address.

1180
01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:04,556
If you get his address and
you confiscate his phone, great.

1181
01:03:04,580 --> 01:03:05,851
Get his address,
you give it to me.

1182
01:03:05,875 --> 01:03:07,670
I'm gonna go there
and I'm gonna... Nadine.

1183
01:03:07,671 --> 01:03:08,671
Nadine.

1184
01:03:10,030 --> 01:03:12,570
Just take fifth
period off, all right?

1185
01:03:12,610 --> 01:03:13,670
Try to relax.

1186
01:03:14,770 --> 01:03:16,050
Listen to some music.

1187
01:03:16,390 --> 01:03:17,450
Have a yogurt.

1188
01:03:18,020 --> 01:03:19,020
Maybe just...

1189
01:03:19,810 --> 01:03:21,050
Just take it easy.

1190
01:03:21,270 --> 01:03:22,270
Can you do that?

1191
01:03:22,910 --> 01:03:26,260
And if you have
any... You know...

1192
01:03:27,570 --> 01:03:28,570
Complications...

1193
01:03:29,290 --> 01:03:30,290
Let me know.

1194
01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,560
Okay?

1195
01:03:36,160 --> 01:03:37,160
Don't worry.

1196
01:03:38,520 --> 01:03:39,520
It's gonna be okay.

1197
01:03:40,480 --> 01:03:41,480
Thank you.

1198
01:03:42,730 --> 01:03:44,210
Can I have some
money for the yogurt?

1199
01:03:49,130 --> 01:03:50,130
I want change.

1200
01:05:14,255 --> 01:05:16,100
You've never given me one thing.

1201
01:05:18,760 --> 01:05:21,340
Anytime I ask you for
anything, you're like...

1202
01:05:50,750 --> 01:05:52,090
Who is this?

1203
01:06:15,670 --> 01:06:16,720
Holy shit, oh my god.

1204
01:06:16,900 --> 01:06:17,900
Okay, calm down.

1205
01:06:18,580 --> 01:06:19,580
Just relax.

1206
01:06:23,340 --> 01:06:24,340
Sounds...

1207
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,200
Cool.

1208
01:06:26,700 --> 01:06:27,700
Sounds cool.

1209
01:06:28,300 --> 01:06:29,300
Mm-hmm.

1210
01:06:30,180 --> 01:06:31,956
We've been waiting for
you like a lonesome girl.

1211
01:06:31,980 --> 01:06:32,480
You've been waiting for
me like a lonesome girl.

1212
01:06:32,481 --> 01:06:33,956
Can't you see it's
so close this door?

1213
01:06:33,980 --> 01:06:34,980
But I'm awake.

1214
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,780
You're in my heart.

1215
01:06:38,860 --> 01:06:40,980
You follow me to where...

1216
01:06:43,110 --> 01:06:44,550
And you're okay tonight.

1217
01:06:45,030 --> 01:06:48,090
Down there, I put
down a bunch of notes.

1218
01:06:48,170 --> 01:06:49,170
You won't lie.

1219
01:06:49,910 --> 01:06:50,910
But you

1220
01:07:03,930 --> 01:07:05,670
follow me to where I go.

1221
01:07:05,671 --> 01:07:09,300
Baby, okay, I'm lying.

1222
01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:10,580
I'm

1223
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:33,860
lying single, baby.

1224
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:35,940
Lord, you don't need me.

1225
01:07:36,220 --> 01:07:37,280
Look into the sky.

1226
01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:38,340
I don't need saving.

1227
01:07:38,740 --> 01:07:40,840
But as soon as I
forget you, days is out.

1228
01:07:43,140 --> 01:07:45,080
How many of those do
you better, these assholes?

1229
01:07:45,280 --> 01:07:46,800
Please hurry the
hell up and graduate.

1230
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:52,000
Hey, one sec.

1231
01:07:52,890 --> 01:07:55,900
Oh, uh, tell Krista
about the time when...

1232
01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:57,620
What?

1233
01:07:57,680 --> 01:07:57,940
Wait.

1234
01:07:58,300 --> 01:07:59,360
Slow down.

1235
01:07:59,480 --> 01:08:00,480
What do you mean?

1236
01:08:07,010 --> 01:08:07,790
Okay, Ma.

1237
01:08:08,030 --> 01:08:09,050
You calm down.

1238
01:08:09,730 --> 01:08:11,410
I did my best to pick you up.

1239
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:13,680
I'm just saying, we
could have been like...

1240
01:08:14,070 --> 01:08:15,470
Golden Boy is
always the next step.

1241
01:08:15,570 --> 01:08:17,290
I'm gonna catch up
with you guys later.

1242
01:08:18,210 --> 01:08:19,210
Are you kidding me?

1243
01:08:19,450 --> 01:08:20,450
It's a long story.

1244
01:08:20,770 --> 01:08:21,770
See you.

1245
01:08:21,850 --> 01:08:24,690
Hey, what happened?

1246
01:08:24,970 --> 01:08:25,530
It's fine.

1247
01:08:25,790 --> 01:08:26,790
It's not fine.

1248
01:08:30,150 --> 01:08:30,590
Thanks.

1249
01:08:30,670 --> 01:08:31,670
Yeah.

1250
01:08:45,320 --> 01:08:46,320
Hey.

1251
01:09:08,910 --> 01:09:09,910
You look cute.

1252
01:09:16,690 --> 01:09:17,770
It's so dirty over here.

1253
01:09:18,070 --> 01:09:19,070
Yeah.

1254
01:09:24,930 --> 01:09:25,930
Mom?

1255
01:09:27,550 --> 01:09:28,550
Hey, Mom.

1256
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:34,680
What are you doing?

1257
01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:36,780
Just going to Goodwill.

1258
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:38,000
All of it.

1259
01:09:38,750 --> 01:09:40,480
Everything that's
on the floor, gone.

1260
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:42,580
Mom, why don't you
just calm down, okay?

1261
01:09:42,780 --> 01:09:44,100
No, I'm done putting up with it.

1262
01:09:46,170 --> 01:09:47,170
All of this?

1263
01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:48,840
Oh my God.

1264
01:09:48,860 --> 01:09:49,780
Can you believe it?

1265
01:09:49,800 --> 01:09:52,100
What is all this crap?

1266
01:09:52,120 --> 01:09:53,520
Please stop for a second.

1267
01:09:53,540 --> 01:09:54,760
She left her flat iron on.

1268
01:09:55,010 --> 01:09:56,650
She wants to burn the
goddamn house down.

1269
01:09:57,120 --> 01:09:58,580
This is going...

1270
01:09:59,600 --> 01:10:02,240
Just give it to me.

1271
01:10:02,260 --> 01:10:03,460
Just give me the bag.

1272
01:10:03,600 --> 01:10:05,320
I am the adult here, not you.

1273
01:10:05,540 --> 01:10:07,220
Why do you always call me?

1274
01:10:14,360 --> 01:10:15,240
Oh my God, you're right.

1275
01:10:15,300 --> 01:10:15,760
I'm sorry.

1276
01:10:16,190 --> 01:10:17,800
I just

1277
01:10:22,330 --> 01:10:23,440
don't have anybody else.

1278
01:10:23,441 --> 01:10:24,441
You're the only one.

1279
01:10:31,130 --> 01:10:32,130
What are you doing?

1280
01:10:32,870 --> 01:10:33,930
I'm handling it.

1281
01:10:51,170 --> 01:10:52,250
Look at this view.

1282
01:10:52,490 --> 01:10:53,490
It's amazing.

1283
01:11:30,450 --> 01:11:31,450
I love this song.

1284
01:11:35,620 --> 01:11:36,620
It's really amazing.

1285
01:12:12,710 --> 01:12:14,070
I can't believe
this is happening.

1286
01:12:17,230 --> 01:12:19,469
There's so much that I
wanted to tell you and ask

1287
01:12:19,470 --> 01:12:22,241
you, and I just can't
believe this is happening.

1288
01:12:28,730 --> 01:12:31,000
Oh wow, this just keeps
going back, doesn't it?

1289
01:13:01,245 --> 01:13:02,250
I don't know if...

1290
01:13:02,950 --> 01:13:03,950
Off?

1291
01:13:08,580 --> 01:13:10,840
I don't know if I should...
You should... No, get off!

1292
01:13:10,980 --> 01:13:11,560
Get off!

1293
01:13:11,561 --> 01:13:11,860
Get off!

1294
01:13:11,861 --> 01:13:12,861
Get off!

1295
01:13:14,980 --> 01:13:16,240
What the hell?

1296
01:13:41,290 --> 01:13:43,000
I really liked
that song earlier.

1297
01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:44,320
What was the name of it again?

1298
01:13:45,910 --> 01:13:46,910
I don't remember.

1299
01:13:50,270 --> 01:13:51,270
I can just Google it.

1300
01:13:59,370 --> 01:14:04,040
Anyway, do you maybe want
to go for a walk or something?

1301
01:14:10,090 --> 01:14:12,210
We could maybe catch a movie.

1302
01:14:17,030 --> 01:14:19,430
We could sit here silently in
your Mercury Marquis all night.

1303
01:14:22,520 --> 01:14:23,520
Are you serious?

1304
01:14:24,600 --> 01:14:24,960
Are you serious?

1305
01:14:25,520 --> 01:14:27,040
What, now you're
making fun of my car?

1306
01:14:27,160 --> 01:14:27,300
What?

1307
01:14:27,470 --> 01:14:29,480
No, I was just being specific.

1308
01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:31,240
I wasn't saying that
because it's shitty.

1309
01:14:31,300 --> 01:14:32,300
No, God, no.

1310
01:14:32,420 --> 01:14:33,880
Look, I love your car, okay?

1311
01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:34,800
I don't even have a car.

1312
01:14:34,900 --> 01:14:36,900
I'm just acting weird
and this is just all a lot.

1313
01:14:37,000 --> 01:14:38,000
Please stop.

1314
01:14:38,150 --> 01:14:39,150
Please don't leave.

1315
01:15:04,550 --> 01:15:04,910
Fuck!

1316
01:15:05,430 --> 01:15:05,610
What?

1317
01:15:05,730 --> 01:15:06,910
I don't understand you.

1318
01:15:07,290 --> 01:15:07,650
What?

1319
01:15:08,110 --> 01:15:08,890
What do you want?

1320
01:15:09,010 --> 01:15:09,950
What do you mean,
what do I want?

1321
01:15:10,030 --> 01:15:11,030
What do you want?

1322
01:15:11,210 --> 01:15:12,210
To talk?

1323
01:15:12,370 --> 01:15:14,890
To get to know you, not just
do it in the first five seconds.

1324
01:15:14,891 --> 01:15:18,250
You wrote me a novel about how you were
dying to blow me in pet land, you psycho.

1325
01:15:19,910 --> 01:15:21,190
I'm not here to get to know you.

1326
01:15:23,410 --> 01:15:24,430
This is so stupid.

1327
01:15:25,170 --> 01:15:26,170
So stupid.

1328
01:15:27,530 --> 01:15:28,890
Why didn't I listen
to my friends?

1329
01:15:32,630 --> 01:15:33,630
Oh, come on.

1330
01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:35,190
Come on.

1331
01:15:35,900 --> 01:15:37,780
Oh, now you're gonna try
to make me the bad guy.

1332
01:15:37,970 --> 01:15:39,090
You're the one who messaged me.

1333
01:15:39,091 --> 01:15:40,990
I hope you hit a tree
in this piece of shit.

1334
01:15:40,991 --> 01:15:42,670
I hope you get
fucking paralyzed.

1335
01:16:56,930 --> 01:16:57,930
Let's go, lady.

1336
01:17:00,270 --> 01:17:01,790
Did you get a donut
from these people?

1337
01:17:03,070 --> 01:17:04,070
No.

1338
01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:38,300
Why is that baby in your house?

1339
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:39,040
Oh, shit.

1340
01:17:39,041 --> 01:17:41,220
How the hell did
that thing get in here?

1341
01:17:42,100 --> 01:17:43,100
Hello.

1342
01:17:45,850 --> 01:17:46,850
This is Toby.

1343
01:17:47,440 --> 01:17:48,440
And this is Greer.

1344
01:17:49,180 --> 01:17:49,660
Hi.

1345
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:50,880
How are you?

1346
01:17:50,995 --> 01:17:53,720
Nice to meet you.

1347
01:17:55,680 --> 01:17:57,400
Now, your mother's number.

1348
01:18:00,060 --> 01:18:01,320
And who's got the stinky feet?

1349
01:18:02,030 --> 01:18:03,280
Who's got the stinky feet?

1350
01:18:03,440 --> 01:18:04,080
Let me smell.

1351
01:18:04,340 --> 01:18:05,340
Hold on.

1352
01:18:05,935 --> 01:18:07,180
Oh, oh, oh.

1353
01:18:08,300 --> 01:18:10,120
Toby's got the stinky feet.

1354
01:18:11,980 --> 01:18:12,380
Toby's got the stinky feet.

1355
01:18:12,381 --> 01:18:12,760
Don't stare.

1356
01:18:12,880 --> 01:18:13,900
Make some self-conscious.

1357
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:16,800
Can I get you something else?

1358
01:18:16,960 --> 01:18:19,040
Any ice cream or anything
before I put the baby down?

1359
01:18:19,390 --> 01:18:20,390
I'm good, thank you.

1360
01:18:20,890 --> 01:18:22,900
No, no, I can feed and
water her from here.

1361
01:18:23,200 --> 01:18:23,560
All right.

1362
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:25,320
All right, come on, tiny man.

1363
01:18:25,620 --> 01:18:26,620
It's you and me, buddy.

1364
01:18:27,620 --> 01:18:28,620
Big boy.

1365
01:18:29,600 --> 01:18:32,436
Look, I just want to
say I don't know the

1366
01:18:32,437 --> 01:18:35,781
whole story, but
whatever it is, it'll pass.

1367
01:18:35,930 --> 01:18:37,890
I went through a rough
time not too long ago, too.

1368
01:18:38,650 --> 01:18:39,650
But look where it led me.

1369
01:18:40,000 --> 01:18:41,120
This is the face of hope.

1370
01:18:44,980 --> 01:18:46,460
All right, good night.

1371
01:18:47,350 --> 01:18:47,960
I'll be in in a minute.

1372
01:18:48,100 --> 01:18:49,100
All right, good night.

1373
01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:49,620
Good night.

1374
01:18:49,860 --> 01:18:50,860
Say night-night.

1375
01:18:51,630 --> 01:18:52,240
Night-night, Daddy.

1376
01:18:52,560 --> 01:18:53,560
Night-night.

1377
01:18:56,330 --> 01:18:57,490
Well, I think that's for you.

1378
01:19:00,200 --> 01:19:01,200
Come on.

1379
01:19:08,160 --> 01:19:09,720
No, that's not my mother.

1380
01:19:09,800 --> 01:19:10,800
Don't open the door.

1381
01:19:11,280 --> 01:19:12,280
Hello there.

1382
01:19:24,410 --> 01:19:25,410
What are you doing here?

1383
01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:26,300
Get in the car.

1384
01:19:26,360 --> 01:19:26,580
Let's go.

1385
01:19:27,010 --> 01:19:27,940
No, Mom's picking me up.

1386
01:19:28,000 --> 01:19:29,000
No, she's not.

1387
01:19:29,140 --> 01:19:30,140
Get in the car.

1388
01:19:32,180 --> 01:19:34,540
Well, I don't feel like getting
in the car with you and her.

1389
01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:39,870
Do you know what I've
been doing all night?

1390
01:19:41,200 --> 01:19:42,200
I'll find another ride.

1391
01:19:42,580 --> 01:19:42,940
Hey.

1392
01:19:43,450 --> 01:19:44,780
Hey, get in the car.

1393
01:19:44,900 --> 01:19:45,100
Stop!

1394
01:19:45,340 --> 01:19:46,940
No, you think this
is fun for me, huh?

1395
01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:48,000
No, you think I like this?

1396
01:19:48,580 --> 01:19:49,580
Where were you?

1397
01:19:51,190 --> 01:19:52,836
What, you can't pick up
your phone even once?

1398
01:19:52,860 --> 01:19:55,356
You don't need to pretend to give a shit
about me just because people are watching.

1399
01:19:55,380 --> 01:19:56,380
Oh, give me a break.

1400
01:19:56,520 --> 01:19:57,520
Oh, face it!

1401
01:19:57,710 --> 01:20:00,036
You can't wait to take me home
so you can be Mom's little hero.

1402
01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:01,160
You live for that shit.

1403
01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:17,670
Just let it go.

1404
01:20:19,070 --> 01:20:20,070
Darian?

1405
01:20:21,430 --> 01:20:21,750
Darian?

1406
01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:22,751
Darian?

1407
01:20:26,055 --> 01:20:28,015
Hey, I just want you to
know you're right, Nadine.

1408
01:20:28,420 --> 01:20:29,420
Everything.

1409
01:20:33,890 --> 01:20:35,090
I don't give a shit about you.

1410
01:20:35,950 --> 01:20:39,090
I'm only here for me, and
my life is fucking incredible.

1411
01:20:40,850 --> 01:20:41,850
I love it.

1412
01:20:44,610 --> 01:20:46,970
No, I love spending another
night talking Mom off the ledge.

1413
01:20:47,225 --> 01:20:49,133
I love only applying to schools
nearby because who knows

1414
01:20:49,134 --> 01:20:51,311
what'll happen in that house
if I'm not around to fix it.

1415
01:20:51,515 --> 01:20:56,710
And I love that the one person who makes
me feel like I could take a fucking breath

1416
01:21:01,850 --> 01:21:03,690
I can't have without
completely destroying you.

1417
01:21:05,860 --> 01:21:06,860
So you're right.

1418
01:21:08,240 --> 01:21:08,760
You're right.

1419
01:21:08,820 --> 01:21:09,820
It's a blast.

1420
01:21:10,820 --> 01:21:11,820
I win.

1421
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,400
Hey, can you give her
a ride home, please?

1422
01:21:22,560 --> 01:21:23,560
Thanks.

1423
01:22:05,375 --> 01:22:10,660
Look, I'm not very good at this kind of
thing, uh, but I think we both know what

1424
01:22:10,960 --> 01:22:16,200
needs to be said right now, so I'm
just gonna come right out and say it.

1425
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:20,520
Get out of the car.

1426
01:22:31,640 --> 01:22:32,640
See you Monday.

1427
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:40,800
I just, I just wanted
to say, um, that I,

1428
01:23:45,370 --> 01:23:46,410
for being a bitch tonight,

1429
01:23:50,160 --> 01:23:56,290
for the past couple of weeks,
and the past 17 years before that,

1430
01:24:00,250 --> 01:24:02,510
I know this isn't any
easier for you, I know that.

1431
01:24:05,960 --> 01:24:06,598
I think sometimes the
most deranged part of me

1432
01:24:06,622 --> 01:24:08,600
likes thinking I'm the only
one with real problems.

1433
01:24:09,970 --> 01:24:11,790
Like, that makes me special.

1434
01:24:17,550 --> 01:24:21,270
You know, ever since we were
little, I would get this feeling like,

1435
01:24:23,730 --> 01:24:26,970
like I'm floating outside of my
body, looking down at myself.

1436
01:24:30,020 --> 01:24:31,020
And I hate what I see.

1437
01:24:33,770 --> 01:24:36,250
How I'm acting, the way I sound.

1438
01:24:39,810 --> 01:24:41,300
I don't know how to change it.

1439
01:24:43,980 --> 01:24:48,620
And I'm so scared that that
feeling is never gonna go away.

1440
01:24:56,150 --> 01:24:57,150
I'm sorry.

1441
01:25:02,540 --> 01:25:03,540
Goodnight.

1442
01:25:06,970 --> 01:25:07,970
Hey, Nadine.

1443
01:26:16,440 --> 01:26:17,000
Hey.

1444
01:26:17,420 --> 01:26:18,420
Hey.

1445
01:26:19,640 --> 01:26:20,640
You're up early.

1446
01:26:20,820 --> 01:26:21,820
Uh, yeah.

1447
01:26:22,180 --> 01:26:24,580
I, um, got a thing to go to.

1448
01:26:24,880 --> 01:26:25,880
Yeah.

1449
01:26:26,460 --> 01:26:27,760
Well, have a good day.

1450
01:26:33,510 --> 01:26:34,510
You as well.

1451
01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:37,530
Have a good day, both of you.

1452
01:26:38,510 --> 01:26:39,510
Have a great day.

1453
01:26:40,190 --> 01:26:41,190
Thank you.

1454
01:26:45,510 --> 01:26:46,510
Can I call you later?

1455
01:26:47,710 --> 01:26:48,710
Okay.

1456
01:26:52,310 --> 01:26:53,310
That was good.

1457
01:26:53,750 --> 01:26:54,190
Right?

1458
01:26:54,750 --> 01:26:56,850
I miss her.

1459
01:27:33,660 --> 01:27:35,800
Sit back, relax, and get
ready to enjoy the films.

1460
01:27:48,650 --> 01:27:49,896
Turn off your cell
phone, please.

1461
01:27:49,920 --> 01:27:50,920
You look worn out.

1462
01:27:51,280 --> 01:27:52,500
I've just been distressed.

1463
01:27:52,640 --> 01:27:54,080
I got a meeting
with the boss today.

1464
01:27:56,020 --> 01:27:57,120
Thank you so much.

1465
01:27:57,360 --> 01:27:58,040
No way.

1466
01:27:58,320 --> 01:28:00,040
I'm putting you
guys in my pocket.

1467
01:28:00,420 --> 01:28:01,420
Classic Jean.

1468
01:28:01,500 --> 01:28:09,500
It was something, wasn't it?

1469
01:28:57,150 --> 01:28:58,150
Let's keep things going.

1470
01:28:58,710 --> 01:29:01,770
Our next entry, ladies and
gentlemen, comes from Erwin Kim.

1471
01:29:01,771 --> 01:29:02,771
Woo!

1472
01:29:03,390 --> 01:29:04,310
Thank you.

1473
01:29:04,410 --> 01:29:05,410
Of Lakewood High.

1474
01:29:05,745 --> 01:29:08,585
Mr. Kim, would you like to come out
and say a few words about your film?

1475
01:29:17,420 --> 01:29:17,880
Hello.

1476
01:29:18,240 --> 01:29:19,340
Thank you for coming.

1477
01:29:21,750 --> 01:29:23,320
Hope you enjoyed this.

1478
01:29:29,820 --> 01:29:35,680
You can just take this.

1479
01:29:35,681 --> 01:29:36,681
Thank you.

1480
01:29:36,740 --> 01:29:37,740
Woo!

1481
01:29:39,800 --> 01:29:41,140
Uh, okay.

1482
01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:43,380
Um, well, here it is.

1483
01:29:44,240 --> 01:29:45,280
Mr. Kim's film.

1484
01:29:53,860 --> 01:30:01,860
Once upon a time on a planet called Not
Saturn at Alien Planet High School there

1485
01:30:01,861 --> 01:30:08,500
was an alien adolescent
who was struck by love.

1486
01:30:12,640 --> 01:30:13,640
Hmm?

1487
01:30:14,180 --> 01:30:14,800
Hmm?

1488
01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:16,180
Mm.

1489
01:30:16,585 --> 01:30:18,280
Mm-mm.

1490
01:30:20,720 --> 01:30:21,860
Mm-mm.

1491
01:30:21,861 --> 01:30:22,200
Mm-mm.

1492
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:23,560
Oh!

1493
01:30:31,310 --> 01:30:32,310
Oh!

1494
01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:33,460
Uh.

1495
01:30:42,340 --> 01:30:43,340
Blah.

1496
01:30:45,030 --> 01:30:46,590
Oh, yeah.

1497
01:30:47,525 --> 01:30:51,990
Oh, hello.

1498
01:30:52,105 --> 01:30:52,930
Hey.

1499
01:30:53,110 --> 01:30:55,030
Oh, oh.

1500
01:31:49,820 --> 01:31:50,860
Erwin.

1501
01:31:53,010 --> 01:31:53,662
That...

1502
01:31:58,402 --> 01:32:00,710
no, it was amazing, really.

1503
01:32:02,290 --> 01:32:03,290
Oh, thanks.

1504
01:32:05,185 --> 01:32:10,350
And, uh, I got the
message, all right?

1505
01:32:10,570 --> 01:32:12,510
I know, I know she's me.

1506
01:32:13,730 --> 01:32:15,450
But I already figured
out how great you are.

1507
01:32:16,655 --> 01:32:17,970
You're so fucking great.

1508
01:32:19,370 --> 01:32:20,770
You're like the
best person I know.

1509
01:32:24,260 --> 01:32:24,780
What?

1510
01:32:25,000 --> 01:32:26,280
Are you... what's wrong?

1511
01:32:26,281 --> 01:32:28,940
Um, the film wasn't about you.

1512
01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:34,180
Shoot.

1513
01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:37,273
I just... sorry, I thought
maybe because the

1514
01:32:37,274 --> 01:32:40,361
hair and, like, the
cool shoes that... Oh.

1515
01:32:41,180 --> 01:32:43,780
Wow, I'm one of those people
that thinks everything is about them.

1516
01:32:44,370 --> 01:32:45,420
I'm just messing with you.

1517
01:32:48,045 --> 01:32:49,325
Yeah, I'm just messing with you.

1518
01:32:49,830 --> 01:32:50,830
I set that up.

1519
01:32:51,270 --> 01:32:52,270
You shithead.

1520
01:32:52,360 --> 01:32:53,260
You... We're pretty good.

1521
01:32:53,415 --> 01:32:56,080
You being nervous for once,
and I'm just over here, like, just...

1522
01:32:56,081 --> 01:32:57,120
sleeping with flowers.

1523
01:32:58,320 --> 01:32:59,960
I hate you so much.

1524
01:33:00,960 --> 01:33:01,960
Free to hang?

1525
01:33:03,750 --> 01:33:06,140
I, um, cleared my
whole schedule for you.

1526
01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,280
Oh, good.

1527
01:33:07,590 --> 01:33:08,960
Come on, let's add some people.

1528
01:33:11,780 --> 01:33:12,240
Dude.

1529
01:33:12,520 --> 01:33:13,180
Oh, yes.

1530
01:33:13,240 --> 01:33:14,400
Dude, he's so good.

1531
01:33:17,080 --> 01:33:18,500
Guys, this is Nadine.

1532
01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:18,920
Hi.

1533
01:33:18,921 --> 01:33:19,200
Hi.

1534
01:33:19,560 --> 01:33:20,200
How's it going?

1535
01:33:20,360 --> 01:33:20,940
Good, how are you?

1536
01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:22,400
Good, thanks, that was so good.

1537
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:22,760
Yeah.

1538
01:33:23,000 --> 01:33:23,460
Seriously.

1539
01:33:23,480 --> 01:33:24,480
Yeah.

1540
01:39:14,470 --> 01:39:15,470
Yeah.